Put your message across in the bedroom with our chocolate flavoured pen. Draw or write on your partner's body, and then lick it off!Ingredients,Glucose Syrup, water, sugar, thickener Xanthan Gum E415, Citric Acid E330, Sodium citrate E331, flavours, potassium sorbate E202, colour caramel E150a..
Need to make dinner more exciting? This 250g box of pasta looks like any other dinner item in the cupboard, but with a naughty twist of the pasta being penis shaped! 100% Durham wheat.
Why not try our recommended recipe of Big balls with Penis Pasta in a steamy sauce!
IngredientsDurum wheat semolina..
A Champagne style bottle filled with 120g Prosecco flavoured willies.
IngredientsGlucose Syrup, Sugar, Gelatine, Acidifier: Citric Acid, Natural Flavouring, anti-caking agents: Carnauba Wax.Not suitable for vegetarians. Produced in a factory and on production lines which handle wheat...
Our rude shaped egg fryer is perfect for all kinds of kinky cuisine! Just right for that valentine's breakfast!! Why not serve up a big willie burger or a sweet penis pancake, and set the mood for the day. Erotic and eggciting!..
These colourful soft jellies are shaped like little men with willies showing and with the serious horn! Deliciously and naughtily fruity, once you've tried them, you'll never look back. 120g bag in each brightly coloured pack, ideal for hen and stag dos, nights in or out and much more!
IngredientsGl..
Getting a bit stressed and fancy squeezing the life out of a pair of testicles? This liquid filled highly stretchy ballbag will ease your tension and make you feel as good as new again...
Contents, Jelly shaped willies with cola flavour.
IngredientsGlucose syrup, Sugar, Geletine, Acidifier, Citric acid, Flavouring, Colour-E150cProduced in a factory and on a production line that handles Wheat...
This mug says it how it is. There is no avoiding the message it is sending out. Enjoy your hot drink out of this statement I love cock mug!Microwave and dishwasher safe...